BlogPoll Roundtable IV
1. Who are your rivals? During the last decade of the resurgence of Wildcat football, the Cats have developed a real rivalry and significant hard feelings with both Iowa and Wisconsin. Iowa because, well, who really thinks much of those farmers anyway. It's just a few hours away and the game generally turns out to be meaningful as far as bowl selection. Wisconsin's resurrection under Alvarez began a bit before the Purple Haze began to be resurrected under Barnett, but the cheese eaters always seem to be standing or fumbling between the Cats and a better bowl. The schools are close and there is usually a large contingent of overweight, beer drinking, cheese eating folks dressed up in red at the game in Evanston. For reasons known only to the Big Ten office, this was not a designated rivalry game and Wisconsin does go off the schedule every now and then. The other rivalry game designated by the conference office doesn't even deserve a mention because they don't really care about us and we don't really care about them. The true rival is the Illiniwhine. Those downstate bozos who couldn't have gotten into NU if we had spotted them 400 points on their SATs. I mean, they went out and hired Ron Zook! What does that tell you.
2. Size up your chances in your rivalry game. See the last couple of sentences of the previous answer. THEY HIRED RON ZOOK
3. If you could start up a new rivalry who would it be with. I actually have two candidates for this slot. One is an old rival who got beat and then turned tail and ran, never playing us again. That, dear friends at blue-gray sky, is ND. What, you guys can't take losing to a superior academic institution, so you cancel the series.
Since it's apparent that Notre Dame won't renew the series, my other candidate would be Stanford. It makes sense: a peer institution, a Pac-10 school and a comparable football program.
4. Overall, what's the best rivalry? I have to vote for two: Michigan-Ohio State for the obvious reasons. It has 100,000 fans, the TV, the pageantry and most of all, it is usually the most meaningful. The other is Army-Navy because there is simply nothing like it. It is the most meaningful in an entirely different way.
5. Best and worst game trophies. The best has to be Floyd of Rosedale, the pig for which Minnesota and Iowa play. I mean, it has a totally ridiculous name, it's a pig and it's very cool. The worst has to be the so-called land grant trophy for the made-up rivalry between Michigan State and Penn State. Penn State didn't have a rival in the Big Ten when they joined, perhaps a clue that they didn't belong, and so the conference office (there they go again) dreamed up this rivalry and this trophy. It's totally meaningless and the trophy is totally nondescript.



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